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All American Garage: One truck of choice, One new car and one pre 75 car for under $228,000

more cars can be bought if you have extra budget

Shouldn't do that.

Otherwise ill own 100 American cars over the three i chose

okay, probably right

Start my own destruction derby and Cory will kill me for the backend edits

The goal is expensive american, we should stick to it b

Dibs

You can have it, That's an AM General

been in enough of them to know they're shit

have fun breaking down pre 30k miles

uhhhhh, it ran and finished the dakar...

Yeah, in '98

I'm sure it'll be fine :slightly_smiling_face:

Also

For "finishing" the dakar, it's not listed

Ah, '96

Also not listed

what are the requirements for "new" car

DANG I wanted a Hummer

under 5k miles from 2015 or 2016

so no Ford GTs or ZR1s in the All American Garage?

we can change it to modern cars

2010 or newer?

brand new is fine

Ford GT wouldn't fit in the budget anyway

nope

who's got the GT350?

once again, saved it for you

ha

perfect

truck: http://www.ebay.com/itm/1965-Dodge-Power-Wagon-1-Ton-/182062827558?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2a63ca4826%3Ag%3ArvgAAOSwNphWYjVz&item=182062827558&nma=true&si=DpPpBtrr37abLeKd5hcF%252Ffv21ms%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

YES

I think I should probably swap the GT350 for a CTS-V Wagon since my other picks aren't that practical

Up to you

Already done. Now room for a nicer split window

I like my jeep truck. But your power wagon is amazing. And I am mad at Chris because I wanted an H1 truck

You don't. I promise

Ignorance is bliss my friend :)

Money no object scenario-

What vehicle would you take to drive the wrong way around a Nascar track? #TurningRight

Summer BBQ- Instead of the $35,000 Cal Spa Outdoor Super Sports Cabana Grill, what car would you get for $34,900 and a $100 Weber? Everyone knows charcoal tastes better anyway.

Just trying to get more sausages on our homepage

The current estimated price of the Weinermobile is $60k, what could you get that looks as ridiculous (And with as much penis compensation) as that for the 60k?

Scenario idea: The white ford bronco from the OJ chase sold for $75K shortly after the chase. Find the best white hot pursuit car for sale for $75k or less

I like the idea

I like Jared's weinermobile and grill scenarios too

summer car that can fit a family of 4 (2 adults, 2 kids) for less than $4975

#SummerSausageFest

I like summer sausage

Jeff options: http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/cto/5622644129.html

Aw shoot. I really like that Audi

I almost want to raise the price just so this can be included: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/5614074219.html

So we are leaving on thur... When?

anyone know why an IG might not show up in the hashtag searches?

can't seem to find our latest post in any of its hashtags

Next scenario: The iPhone is 9 years old and an original goes for $16500 unopened. What is the best car from 07-08 can you buy for the same price?

I think I call Touareg V10 TDI : )))

With less than 12,000 miles?

unopened car?

dibs

we can use that one but can you try to find an example with better pictures?

yeeeesh

Um, can we talk about how that dude literally photoshopped out "Walmart" from the store front?

hahahaha

too embarassed?

hehehehe

love it

It's ok, man, rich people shop at walmart too

there is no Louis Vuton Grocery Store

But if there was there would be no carbs.

only fuel injection?

shirt idea - famous car with early injection - tagline "no carb diet"

sorry jared, you came up with that shirt idea ; )

YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!

Shirt idea, Monogrammed polos for everyone besides Jeff that say "Not a Car Blogger"

I don't think thats going to sell well

Yeah, guess not. I know something else that won't sell well

nice!

those things are easier to come up with that the ones that WILL sell well : (

Slant Nose Porsche side profile "The Last Unicorn"

Actually, can we just a horn to the porsche crest on the back?

add*

side profile slantnose "Hitler's concept"

911 side profile "Product of East Germany"

hahahaha

Silhouette of Audi quattro on the front with "Four on the Floor"

silhouette of a reliant Robin crashed into a tree "Three on the Tree"?

because I'd actually wear that one

Three on the tree….

genius

:smile:

Reliant on the back, quattro on the front :smile:

@chris uploaded a file: https://burbbble.slack.com/files/U0844HR6V/F20584PM4/4_off_the_floor.jpg

four off the floor

genius

@jeastman uploaded a file: https://burbbble.slack.com/files/U0VA5PLR5/F205MT8T1/last_unicorn.jpg

: ) excellent

When can everyone have their picks in for the iPhone scenario?

Should we have these done by the end of the day today?

Yes!

did they break all of the craigslist super searches?

can't find a single one

Searchtempest

yep

I'm here

no results

didn't search for anything besides -buick -chevy -pontiac -gmc -ford -olds -cadillac

and it can't find one single car

searched for Ford by itself

still no results

Working for me

@cory uploaded a file: https://burbbble.slack.com/files/U0842HZ3L/F20EA6P4G/slack_for_ios_upload.jpg

well, you enjoy that mate

I usually search titles only, obviously cars and trucks category and all miles distance

....

Just trying to help : )

Autotempest works, search tempest does not

will be going through a whole lot of "-buick -chevy -pontiac -gmc -ford -olds -cadillac" to get to the good stuff

see you in 4 hours

Yea that will be a lot

That work for you ^

@cory uploaded a file: https://burbbble.slack.com/files/U0842HZ3L/F20EC2CKA/slack_for_ios_upload.jpg

k

Guess I got blacklisted at Hop Sings

Shouldn't have named names

Ghosterly does it

because search tempest wants to send my info and searches to 200 different orgs

yeah, I may just do this by fuckin hand

Works nicely if you are searching for something specifically

Well they didn't make plymouth prowler's in 08, so....

so the price thing in searchtempest doesnt work though

How much do those go for??

dont think I'm getting an ion for 14k

just saying

No it does not

ah

ok

then it's a pretty shite site, isn't it?

Definitely not perfect but has helped me buy a car and find hundreds of deals for the site via feedly

For sure could be better

it's crap for finding a specific price in conjunction with year

great for deal findings, as we don't use those parameters

Yup

So all the rest of you are doing Caymans?

Hahaha, I think I will probably stick with the V10 Touareg

If all SUVs- http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/282123133895?item=282123133895&lgeo=1&vectorid=229466&rmvSB=true

If not all SUVs http://www.ebay.com/itm/2007-Mercedes-Benz-SLK-Class-3-0L-AMG-SPORT-PKG-XENONS-LEATHER-CONV-HARDTOP-/112089166304?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

Ohhh fancy F1 nose SLK

Jeff is going to pick a BMW 650i

Mmmmmmm

Close : https://www.ebay.com/itm/232040344817

Yikes that is prett

Y

Yes it is

I saw two convertibles. No coupes ::

:/

XK's?

Yep

15500 I think

I can find it again if you want

I like my Touareg choice…I think

Kk

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/671147738/

XK

hard to look at that car and think it costs less than $15k

on http://cars.com too

125k miles

yea, miles not great but sooooooooo pretty

I wish Amanda wanted that car

Scenario: Fall Leaf Touring

Price must be between 32-37k
Must have lower than 100,000 miles

Stipulations: 2-seat, 5/6/7-speed manual transmission, must have a trunk/cargo space (for wife's knick-knacks, paddy-whacks, and one dog bone), heated seats, stereo (with which CD if applicable, bluetooth/iphone connectivity gets a free pass [*no* tapes/just radio]), 5-cylinders or more, no rust (the color should be on the trees, not your car)

I like it. Where did the 32-37k come from?

That's how many days of fall we have in Wisconsin before winter about 32-37

: (((((((((((((

Booooooooooooo

Worst origin number

lol

Can we make it a 2+2?

2+2

Otherwise it is just the boxster, SL and z4

For true 2 sweaters

Seaters

2+2 is good

Cool

The first appearance of Spider-Man was in fantasy comics #15, which just sold at 1.1 million. Build a garage of three cars that get your spidey-sense tingling. You'll need a small car to go from story to story in New York, replacing parker's scooter, a super-car to hang out with your buddy, Harry Osborne, in Manhattan and a final car to woo your girl next door, Mary Jane.

hahaha

awesome

Yes!

Spider-man scenario for Friday?

Sure

yup!

Presidential: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PqblCjwp1XvpK_qzyL75-v9Ha_X-cTRNWlvU3qqHk6k/edit

Thanks buddy

Your wife wants to go on a cruise, having misunderstood her, you thought she meant a drive but clearly she wants to go on a big boat full of people and travel the beaches of consumerism. However, you figure you can do a road trip for cheaper (and how could you pass up all those fond memories of Road Trips for your child? Afterall, you can't leave the little tike at home for 10 days- even if you leave out a food dish and water.

Given that a 10-day cruise for 3 costs about $7,000 with flight from Chicago to Miami, what car could you get minus your expenses? (-$500 for food, -$1,000 for hotel and subtracting gas using your mpg and at $3/gallon)?

ie- buy the perfect road trip car at around 5k

should we add road trip to a beach? since that would be more like "cruising"

5k best beach cruiser?

Yesh